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Hello, Bozo

Alonzo POV:

I was getting ready for a party, I was randomly invited to.

I was putting on some makeup, after I got my dress on, putting my makeup up after I was done. I was checking my self out in the mirror, damn, I look goodt, with a 't' at the end, I thought, feeling myself(not like that)

Dress/Outfit & Hair🤭

When I was done checking myself out, I got my keys and headed out of my room, downstairs, I noticed grandpa sitting in the living room.

"Where do you think you're going, young lady?" He asked turning around. He was trying so hard not to laugh.

We both busted out laughing, "That was the whitest thing I've ever said in my life, not happening again, ever" he said wiping away invisible tears

"Pa, now you know" I said still laughing, when I calmed down, "I'm finna go to a party tho" I went and hugged him.

"Uh-uh, don't hug me, you have cooties..........I'm just playing, come here, and be safe, I don't need another call from the hospital or the police station" he said, finally hugging me.

"Uh-, it happened once, and I was hit, by a 'Stuart Little' looking ass nigga and you know about the police incident
" I stated crossing my arms, Pa slapped me upside the head 'ow'

"Stop cussin' lil girl" he said, he pushed me towards the door, "go have fun, be safe, use protection, too" he yelled to me, while I was walking away, "and don't come back, ima have my boo-thang here" he muttered to himself, doing his jiggy dance w/ his tongue out. I was already out the door.

I got in my car, starting it, pulling out the driveway.

THE CAR