There was once a guy called Larry. Larry wore Holister and Applecrombie cloths and hoodies. This made Larry one of the 'cool kids'. Larry hung out with all of the other cool kids. They spent their brake times behind the school shed, trading rainbow cocaine for Yu-gi-oh and Match Attack cards. He secretly hated his customers, because they were Hipster Swag children, but he sold the rare cards online, and became super rich and famous. He was know as "The Larrinator!"
One day, Larry and his cool kid friends decided to take some of the cocaine. They never tried it before because the Hipster Swag children took it, and they didn't like the Hipster Swag children. They had only sold it on, but now, if they took it, they would become Cool Kidz, instead of Cool Kids. This was like a playground promotion. They ate the cocaine, because they didn't know that it was supposed to be sniffed. They did this by mixing it with milk, eggs, and peanut butter. (This then went on to become a delicacy in Brazil)
LEVEL UP!!! Suddenly, bright colourfully coloured colours came into Larry's view and his friends turned into water chickens. The play park climbing frame turned into a giant hipster man! OH NO!! He was a hipster man because he had large, thick rimmed glasses, a brown trench coat, a multi-coloured scarf and fingerless gloves, and his face was completely shaven apart from a goatee.
Larry fell unconscious at the sight of the man. WOW!! He needed four years of phyciatry and psychotherapy because he turned into a hipster!
Remember kids, never eat cocaine!
