weird messages that people sent me

Chinese dude with sock fetish

Of course does the use of English change the smell of your socks or pantyhose! Because English is very shallow and bossy (Because it is global language).

One day, a girl (I say a girl because that will make the story funnier. I'm not a sexist.) called Karen goes to dance lesson with dark blue skirt, white pantyhose and pink shoes (same as this: Picture at the top). During the lesson, she speaks some English. Then the socks parts of her white pantyhose becomes a bit smelly. 10 minites later, she heard the call of nature and the call is very strong.

"Miss, can I go to the toilet?" She asked.
The teacher says: "No, Karen! The lesson have just started for 20 minutes, and your performance today is so bad!" "Please, Miss!" She nearly cries.
"No way, Karen! Stop having my lesson, just stand there (in the corner), and after the lesson (the lesson lasts 2 hours) please stay here, I will talk to you!"

She goes to the corner of the classroom. Her pantyhose has already been extremely smelly because her urine can't go out of her body and she sweats so much.
10 minutes later, she was still suffocating her urine. After the lesson, the teacher talked to Karen.
During the talk, she nearly urinate for many times, but she suffocated them successfully. After the talk, she goes to the toilet to urinate. She nearly cannot cry any more.
She spends 15s for the removal of the pantyhose. and then urinates. During the 15s, can you think how painful she is and how smelly her white pantyhose and pink shoes are?

a/n: I swear to god I can't make this shit up 😭😭😭