First 4 Ways To Die

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🔴 Walk up to President Snow on live television and scream "Santa! Is it really you? I want a dolly for Christmas!"

🔴 When Caesar Flickerman asks you who you are, say "I am........... SUPERMAN!!!!!" and rip open your shirt to reveal a Superman insignia.

🔴 Play hopscotch on the pads the tributes have to stand on.

🔴 Run up to the canine muttations and say "Pretty puppy!" and pet it on the nose.

Okay, anybody like this? I dedicate this chapter to katnissisawesome for giving me the idea (read her book she is awesome! Hence the name) and will dedicate one to you if you come up with an original one. Oh, by the way, all of these are mine, and copyrights are reserved. How do ya like it?

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