"yo clay naveah's coming over today."
"What"
"Yeahhhh"
"Omfg we're screwed"
"What why"
"We act like total crackheads they're around."
"Shit your right"
*Doorbell noise*
Clay walked to the door and let naveah in.
"What's up fuckers!"
"Jesus Christ hello naveah"
Rae started dying cuz of they're entrance.
"I broughted the juices of the alcohol"
"Yesssss"
"Oh my dear god"
"So who wants to get wasted tonight and go out into town at 3 in the morning?"
"Let's get drunk now dumbass what this shit about waiting" said Rae while grabbing the bottle of vodka.
"Bet"
*A whole lot of shot taking and drinking later*
The three managed to make they're way down town while pushing naveah in a shopping cart singing cpr.
Later they went to the park and naveah climbed a tree.
"Hey hey bitch!"
"What"
"Hippity ha hippity hee get the fuck out of my tree!"
"Hippity ha hippity ho come make me or your mom's a hoe"
All this was going on while clay was trying to buy some random dudes hair.
They all eventually passes out being a pizza place in town. When they woke up they were all severely hung over.
"We should probably go home"
"Yeah"
"Can we like get ice cream first?"
"Fuck yeah"
They all went to get ice cream and realized they were an out away from where they lived.
"Bro I don't even know where we are let alone how to go back home" said Rae who was driving
"Ain't my problem I'm eating ice cream" said naveah from the back seat.
"Get out and let me drive ik where we are"
Clay ended up driving home and they all watched a movie while laying on the floor with a fan in front of them.
"Yo can we listen to little einsteins"
They turned on many cartoon songs after that and basically screamed them because none of them can sing for shit. The neighbor ended up giving a noise complaint and they had to deal with the police.
"Ok I'm done I'm going to bed"
"Same"
" I'm going home to get drunk again cya bitches"
"Omfg don't call us drunk af at 2 in the morning crying because you can't find your dignity again"
"I can't make any promises now goodbye"
"Ok yeah I'm going to bed"
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