My Sleep Paralysis Demon Gave Me an STD [RENJUN • JAEMIN • JENO] ✔️

🫧 2. The One With The Examination (No Homo) 🫧

11:01 a.m
Saturday

Jeno looked him up and down before nodding seriously, looking Jaemin right in his eyes.

"Oh dude, that's totally herpes. Right there on your shrimp-ass dick."

Jaemin groaned and hit his head on the wall behind him. Ignoring the comment about Jeno calling his dick small.

"How would you know?" Jaemin asked, upset that it seemed true. At first it was just paranoia, but he realized this might be real and he might actually have herpes.

"My mom is a nurse, man. I've seen herpes before." Jeno rolled his eyes before Jaemin's mom knocked on the door.

"Boys? Is everything alright?"

Jaemin fell off of his bed and pulled his pants up frantically, Jeno falling on the floor.

"Yeah! Uh... j-just... give me a second!" Jaemin's voice was shaky. Jeno looked at him with wide eyes.

"Did she hear us say herpes?" Jeno whispered, Jaemin smacking him.

"We're fine, mom! Uh..." Jaemin popped up and opened the door, pants now on. Jeno nervously sat on the floor and smiled, hoping she wouldn't find it weird.

Thankfully, this is a fanfiction so any parental figures are absolutely stupid.

"I made lunch, you two! Oh, and is Jeno staying the night?" She asked, Jeno nodding. She walked away and Jaemin sighed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, it's not big deal. It's just herpes, man. It's not that bad." Jeno shrugged, his voice still hushed. Jaemin groaned and threw himself on his bed.

"Dude! It's literally an STD! And I'm a virgin, how the hell would I have gotten one?"

Jeno snorted. "No you're not. How many times have I sucked your dick?" He folded his arms against his chest. "Not virgin behavior."

"So did you give it to me, then?"

"Nope. Because then I would have given Donghyuck herpes, and he's totally clean." Jeno admitted, Jaemin's ears burning.

"Maybe don't talk about blowing your ex-boyfriend while I panic, yeah?" Jaemin asked sarcastically, trying to get the image of Lee Donghyuck getting head from Jeno out of his head.

Disgusting.

"I'm just giving you sufficient proof. Nothing here." Jeno shrugged, picking up his phone from the floor and scrolling nonchalantly.