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My Sleep Paralysis Demon Gave Me an STD [RENJUN • JAEMIN • JENO] ✔️

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Jeno looked him up and down before nodding seriously, looking Jaemin right in his eyes. 'Oh dude, that's totally herpes. Right there on your shrimp-ass dick.' Or, Na Jaemin accidentally lets a demon with an STD in his room one night and wakes up wi...

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🫧 3. The One With Monopoly 🫧

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12:46 a.m
Sunday
"I'm in immense pain."
"Your fault." Jeno rolled the Monopoly dice and cheered as he moved the car piece three spaces to Boardwalk. "Fuck yeah! Both of the blue spaces! You're done for."
"Dude, I need to go to the doctor. I think this is serious." Jaemin urged, Jeno holding out the dice.
"Min, listen up: it's literally almost 1 in the morning. You had your chance all day to go to a hospital, it's way too late now." He leaned over and kissed Jaemin's nose. "I would be concerned, but you're a drama queen. Nasty ass, getting STDs and shit."
"To be fair, I'm a virgin. I don't know where this would have come from."
"Yeah, right. Guess that means that I don't know that you like your balls being fondled. Nope, I would never know that. What a pure and innocent guy." Jeno's voice was dripping with playful sarcasm.
"Ugh! I am pure actually, fuck you." Jaemin stuck out his tongue and sighed. "Jen, can you get us some CapriSuns from the kitchen? I don't wanna get up."
"CapriSuns? What are you, four?" Jeno teased, dutifully getting up from his spot and walking towards the door before slipping on something sticking out from under Jaemin's bed.
"Fuck! Jeno, are you okay?"
Jeno squinted at the box underneath his feet after catching his fall and rolled his eyes. "Come on, man. Are you serious? Remember last time?"
"Look, I just wanted to try it again a few days ago. It was Wednesday, you think I have anything better to do on a Wednesday night?"
"Homework maybe. Who knows though, you're only failing three classes." Jeno threw out, Jaemin putting the Ouija board box under the bed.
"I was bored! What if it was a homework demon? Huh? That's productive!"
"Knowing you, it was a succubus or something." Jeno snorted.
"I'm gay, he would have been an incubus, actually." Jaemin corrected, Jeno shoving him.
"Not you admitting you would summon a sex demon. Nasty ass."
Jaemin just laughed and yawned. "Come on man, let's finish Monopoly. I'm gonna make the comeback of the century and whoop your ass."
"I'd like to see you try."
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