Messenger Group Chat
(Argentum Viridis)
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Pparkinson: Omg! He did not just do that did he?
Bzabini: What in the world is this?
----Dmalfoy left the group----
----Pparkinson added Dmalfoy----
----Pparkinson set the nickname for Dmalfoy to The Diva----
----Dmalfoy left the group----
----Tnott added Dmalfoy----
Dmalfoy: Bloody hell T!
Tnott: What? Don't be such a diva.
Pparkinson: Right, T?
Bzabini: Parkinson, what the flying fuck is this?
Pparkinson: As I was saying...
Pparkinson: Have you seen the Weasel's profile picture?
Dmalfoy: I don't see why I have to be concerned about it. Shite you're up to Parkinson?
Bzabini: Well that was something.
Tnott: What was?
Tnott: Interesting.
Dmalfoy: I doubt there's anything interesting about him.
Dmalfoy: The only interesting thing about Weasley is Granger.
Bzabini: Exactly.
Dmalfoy: They broke up didn't they? So that makes him even more irrelevant now.
Pparkinson: Check his profile D.
Dmalfoy: I will do no such thing.
Tnott: Weasley's not in mine and Draco's mutual friends list.
Dmalfoy: Cause we aren't friends.
Pparkinson: Jeez. The cheating bastard's account is set to public.
Dmalfoy: Cheating?
----Tnott added Llovegood----
Bzabini: Hello there Lovegood. :)
Llovegood: Hi Blaise. Mars and Venus in battling positions again.
Bzabini: As I see it. Yes.
Dmalfoy: Hey, what's that about cheating?
Tnott: I thought you weren't interested?
Pparkinson: As much as planet talks are stellar, we're not here to talk about it. @Bzabini @Llovegood
Tnott: Did you just deliver pun?
Pparkinson: Just look at the damn profile D!
Dmalfoy: I told you I will not do it.
Dmalfoy: Why can't you just tell me about it? I bet you're dying to.
---- Llovegood added Hpotter ----
Hpotter: What is this?
Bzabini: Same thing I asked earlier Potter.
Tnott: Scroll up Harry.
---- Hpotter added Gweasley ----
Hpotter: I didn't think it was that at first. Ron's an arse. Sorry Gin.
Gweasley: You don't need to apologize Harry. You're right anyway.
Pparkinson: What in the world!?
Pparkinson: I was gone for a sec and you invited Weasley.
Tnott: Harry did.
Pparkinson: Is that so?
Pparkinson: Hi Harry. Sorry Gin. I thought it was the other Weasley.
Bzabini: Yeah, right.
Dmalfoy: What's Potter doing here?
Dmalfoy: Argentum Viridis means Green and Silver. See? Exclusive for Slytherins.
Hpotter: Luna added me.
Bzabini: Burn.
Hpotter: Besides, if you're going to talk about my best friends, I should be involved in it.
Dmalfoy: Then do explain what shite this is.
Hpotter: Well I only knew of the break up through text. Ron sent me a message asking me for a favor.
Hpotter: Take care of Hermione.
Bzabini: What load of bollocks is that?
Dmalfoy: Granger doesn't need taking care of.
Llovegood: Maybe so. But who knows?
Dmalfoy: I still don't see the point of this chat.
Pparkinson: *sent picture of Lavender with the Weasleys*
---- Tnott added Hgranger ----
Dmalfoy: Oh, for the love of Salazar!
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The Social Media Wars
FanfictionA week into the break up sees Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley engaged in a discreet social media war. Or so they thought. When Ron changed his facebook profile picture, Hermione did the best comeback that made her ex unfriend her.
