1. Stop murdering people because they made you mad.
2. When visiting the Palace of Kings you are not allowed to point and laugh at exiled Jarls
3. Rikke and Tullius don't care if they're your OTP they are not interested in each other, so stop throwing them in rooms and locking them in hoping hot sex will occur.
4. Stop punching Balgruff's children in the face. We don't care who started it.
5. Jarl Balgruff is not to be referred to as Daddy B, Jarl Ballin or Jarl B.
6. Aela isn't interested in a three-way with Serena. Or Elisif. Or Brelyna. Or Mjoll. Stop asking already
7. Stop referring to your weapons as people openers
8. Stormcloak Patrols are not to be referred to as Target Practice
9. Neither are Vigilantes of Stendarr
10. Thalmor however are free game.
11. You are not allowed to prance around Windhelm in your Imperial Armor, we got shot at last time.
12. No we are not going to touch the Statue of Boethiah. We're not dumb
13. Stop calling us pack mules. We don't care how accurate it is.
14. You are not allowed to fill Farkas's room with spiders as he sleeps. He broke the door getting out last time
15. J'zargo is not your test kitty. Stop asking.
16. Aela would like to inform you that the kids are not allowed anymore pets.
17. No the armored troll is not allowed. She doesn't care how cool it is
18. Stop helping evil daedric princes.
19. Stop helping any of them period.
20. You are not allowed to sign Isran up for anger management
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Things the Dragonborn is not allowed to do
FanfictionThe traveling companions are sick of the dragonborn's shenanigans. So they have compiled a list of what they are not allowed to do. Sorry about the bad grammar Female Nord Dovahkiin x Aela the Huntress
