"Save the Emily's" - A friend
"Is that a government spy?" -middle schooler
"When I run I look like a duck with its butt on fire" - A random Senior
"I didn't puddle this time!" - Yet another middle schooler
"My cheese mac" - middle schooler
"Everything can end in -ussy"
"Do you eat kids for lunch"
"The copper makes me warm" - the author
"He calls me cougar because I'm older" - Bitch Babe
"fuck them fuck Culver's and fuck me" - Bitch Babe
"Just a fair warning that's not what my moan sounds like" - Bitch Babe
"It auto corrected moan to mean" - The author
"Does anybody have a rope? I either need sex or to hang myself" - Bitch Babe
"So he got fucked. Literally but" -A middle schooler
"I don't know how to type that!" - The Author
"Wa-a-a-a" - Bitch Babe
"DO YoU HaVe KIdS?" - A Middle Schooler
"Does that mean I call you Mommy?!" - Co-Author
I do alot of weird shit..... I also do other...things" -Bitch Babe
"I wanna do the one where I have a chicken head" - squirt
"My class agrees that bacon is not a condiment" - Co-author
"Bacon is not a good condom, I can confirm" - Bitch Babe
"My teeth are leaking" - Bitch Babe
"We can change it to whore" - The Author
"I feel like I would be a hoe for oreos" - Co-Author
"We're married again it's fine" - The Author
"I'm married to like half my cheer team it's kinda funny" - Bitch Babe
"YOUR BOYFRIEND FUCKED YOUR DAD!?!??!" - Bitch Babe
"Your boyfriend might not have fucked your dad...but I sure want to" - Bitch Babe
"There's a lot of gingers here" - Squirt
"I don't like men, but I'll take that one" - The ginger friend
"The paper drank my fucking tea!" - Co-Author
"We are the rats" - Co-Author
"My skeleton escaped" - Co-Author
"I should put 'There are no quotes on sundays' tomorrow" - The Author
