Rosey goes to MacDonDalds

New begginings.

 It was July evening, and Rosey needed a break from chaos, it was only time before she caught up with Lotus, the conniving rat. Why not have some time to rest? She wondered where, where she could blend in, where she wouldn't be harassed for her ultimate power. Deviousness, yes, it was feeling like a MacDonDald TM day. What? I'm not talking about Mcdonald's here, MacDonDald, a place of true horror, spaghetti and ketchup with MEDIUM RARE CHICKEN STRIPS. Deep fried in cockroach water. OH YES, SHE WAS ABOUT TO CAUSE HAVOC AND KILL ALL, ALL WILL BE RUN DOWN, SHE WILL BE SUPREME! Though a nice HummmBirgir would be nice... What to do, what to do? She teleported to MacDondDald, time to end the evening with a bang. She took out Dr.Wondertainment's portable Capital one credit card. Which dispensed an infinite amount of money, handy if I do say so myself. She approached the queue, waiting in line for one of the finest delicacies known to man, more extravagant than the Louvre. This was her time to shine.. WORKER : ''Ah sorry, we're out of HIMBURGIRIRIS. you could still try a doghot!'' He suggested. Rosey fumed with anger, tearing both of his arms off. He screamed in pain and confusion. Rosey blasted a laser through his forehead while the customers stared in shock, awe, inspiration, disgust and even sorrow. Rosey had gone too far. She was going to be CANCELLED on twitter. She started to cry, knowing her fate would lead to endless torment (roseys torment??) and before she knew it, emotion got the best of her. Until.. She remembered she could just be a worker, espionage, disguise, tomfoolery. HAHA! She had cracked the code. She hopped over the counter, wearing the Cook uniform. She grabbed a spatula, I'm ready, I'm ready! She walked into the back, ready to strike fear into the opposing ''chefs'' . This was when she was turned into a tornado of fury and hatred. There, wearing a manager suit and observing the cooks was Lotus himself. A force to be reckoned with, he was after all, Lotus! Rosey condemned this meeting, something was about to go down. She gripped her spatula, manipulating her mask to smile wider. Antlers glowing. Suddenly, 45 cultists ran in, aiding Rosey in her possible final battle with a little thorn in her back, an annoyance. 

PART 2 : God knows what this is

As all of the cultists felt the smell of dread wafting through the air, Lotus threw a couple of lawsuits at Rosey for mistreating workers. Mistreating? SHE KILLED THEM! HOW UTTERLY INCONSIDERATE OF LOTUS TO DOWNGRADE KILLING INTO MISTREATING, RAGE, RAGE, RAGE, GET OUT OF MY HEAD! She lashed out at Lotus with the spatula, spreading grease all over his face and slightly cutting him. This was the last straw. All cultists dog-piled Lotus, who was trying to summon an Eldritch horror, The Cursed Hamburger. It lies in the very heart of MacDonDalds. It feasts off of fear and hatred. And uses them to grow ever stronger. Each cultist was repelled, killing them instantly. Rosey shook her head, an eye from her head opened and blasted a Rose Laser directly at Lotus. Impact..With the wrong person. Standing at 45 meters tall (147.638 feet), the mistake of an organism stood, molten cheese and Big Mac sauce dripping from it. Lettuce shreds all over it. Beef hanging by a thin thread. It crouched down and picked Rosey up. Who instantly retaliated with a meteor to the Burger's head. It seemed to have litte to no effect, It opened its wide, WIDE mouth and reached in for a bite. Rosey barely slipped out of its curled fist. And then slide tackled it. The monster fell down, emitting a gargantuan, barbarian and ear-splitting scream. The boss had been defeated. Rosey felt a surge of power. She had downed an Eldritch god with her legs. Lotus was no match. Until it got right back up. Godzilla, they said. Though it was much worse. Tearing away at innocents within its proximity. Villain to hero, Rosey had to put an end to it.

Part 3 : GOC is nothing compared to this.

Rosey jumped into the air now, flying at this surge of speed. She blasted the mistake with mountain-shattering lasers, causing the top part of the restaurant to fall over it. (SHIZAAAAA) She moved Europa closer and closer to the Earth with her gravitationaal powers while punching the horror in the face. Big mac sauce spewed everywhere ike a never-ending fountain. Lotus stood, walking away from the chaos. He took out a dynamite stick and threw it at the burger before running away. A chain of events lead to the media having to reveal the truth : this is real. Europa collided with the monster, Rosey made it so that it did not crash into the Earth, only the monster. It fell down with its body disintegrated. They could use that for seasoning, she thought. Lotus approached her, clapping slowly. ''You have done us a great favor, and for that, I promote you to head chef of MacDonDalds.''

Everyone started clapping, cheers errupted from the survivors. Rosey was speechless. Next morning, she walked into MacDonDalds. Overseeing al of the cooking that was happening at this wretched place, sometimes even making food herself. One day, a certain blue and yellow person walked into the Restaurant. Ena. Rosey told her to get the crap out of here, it was too lowly for her. Ena walked out. 

Chapter 4 : Mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility

It had been a year of working at this place. It was torture, torment, she started to lament. Why does she still work here? All she does is flip burgers and watch little imbeciles struggle to make a burger. It was time for change.. Now. She set the whole restaurant on fire by using gasoline, it was secretive. Lotus wouldn't expect a thing. She sneaked up behind him, using chloroform to knock him out. Rosey fled the scene as soon as the sparks ignited. Flames roared for hours on end, Rosey had enchanted the fire, and it seemed unstoppable. You know who's coming for anomalies. A black van marked with the SCPF symbol rolled up ahead of the flames, 3 members of Epsilon-11 sucked the fire into a vacuum, and took it with them, but the damage had been done. The fire spread across New York, causing death and famine. An ideal day for Rosey.

Rosey walked back home, here conquered version of the world. She sat on her throne, sighing. An evening of events, chaotic and surprising. But she still hadn't killed Lotus.