Megamind & Pitbull x Reader (SPICY 18+)

Brrr

You walk into the club surrounded by flashing lights and blasting music. You aren't sure where to head as this is your first time there. You look around and have you senses filled with all the things being shoved in your face all at once. It's hard for you to process these things.

Suddenly, your brain goes smooth as someone catches your attention. Actually two people; Pitbull and Megamind. You've only seen them around campus, but seeing them in this setting suddenly made you start to sweat.

"H-h-h-h-h-h-hello P-Pitbull and  Megam-m-mind. How are you doing today?" You just barely uttered out.

They both laughed at your stuttering. "I'm doing well mami." Pitbull said in that sexy voice of his. "I'm doin great now that you're here Y/N" Megamind said slyly,

"H-he knows my name?" You thought to yourself. 

"How bout we have some fun little lady?" Pitbull said as he grabbed your hand. "Woah, Y/N is mine!" Megamind swatted his hand away from yours.

"Aye you can't just claim a girl like that. How bout you chose Y/N, I trust you'll make the right decision..." Pitbull said turning his attention back to you.

You sweat heavily as you feel the pressure of this decision. Megamind or Pitbull....

A brilliant thought then comes to your big smooth brain.

"Rap! I want you to rap for my love!" You shout at them. The club suddenly goes quiet as everyone stares at you. You can here some people in the back going "Oooooo".

"That's basically saying you want me!" Pitbull says cockily. 

"Hey! Don't underestimate my rapping skills..." Megamind growled. He looks at Y/N and nods.

Pitbull ques the DJ to drop a beat. A funky tune starts playing out of the speakers and you can hear the feedback of the microphone come from Pitbull's way.

"And she said she said she said she's from Hawaii-" Pitbull started rapping. How did Pitbull know you're from Hawaii? 

"You know how to say cute in Japanese?" He looks at Y/N and points at her-

"Kawaii" Pitbull drops the mic and walks away. Everyone goes "Ooooo" or "Served!" in the crowd as he walks away. 

Megamind picks up the mic from the floor and starts readying his verse. You can hear negative whispers from the crowd.

"I slammed my penith is a car door. And I did it again I came back for more-"

The crowd suddenly goes wild. Pitbull looks around in confusion as everyone starts cheering Megamind's name.

"Pecker sore, this love it's war, the only thing I'm lookin for is a nut to score-" Megamind spits as he's looking directly into your eyes.

Pitbull hyperventilates angrily as he continues to protest Megamind's awesome rap.

"I planned a meetin' with Rob Ford. We met up did drugs and had sex with whores. The only thing that this night needs more is my woody woodpecker slammed in that car door-"

The crowd becomes so loud from how cool and swag Megamind's verse is that your ears start bleeding. 

"I just wanna see this night end right, with my chicken in the door shut tight, on my life" 

"Reachin' up for that incredible height," Megamind starts to levitate with you in his arms.

"The price, the place, this time is right, ILL STRIKE!" Megamind ends his verse on a high note, leaving everyone in complete shock. 

Pitbull spontaneously combusts from how destroyed he got in that rap battle. His guts went flying everywhere, but no-one cared. Everyone was paying attention to Megamind. He was the star of the show.

"Thank you for that amazing rap Megamind!" You say to him as you embrace his thin body.

"No problem, now lets head out, alright?" He says as he takes your hand.

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Then you guys have smoochy sex but the author is too weirded out to write it so use that big smooth brain of yours to imagine it, the end!!

What the raps are based off of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhzHjcJTFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ15Tupnozk