✨Various x Reader One-Shots✨

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚢 | 𝙻𝚘𝚔𝚒 | 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚕

"Y/n!"

You look up from your cigarette, as you leaned onto the wall of a coffee shop. You let out some more colored smoke and turn. "I mean.. Smoking's uh- bad for you. You know," Peter Parker said, straightening himself. "Miss," Ned adds. "Life's a lie, give me a hit," MJ says, hand out.

You pull it from her reach. "Not for the young developing minds, love." "you're a college kid, aren't you like 21 or something?" Ned remarks. "old soul." you weep, hand on your chest. "You were gonna help us with biology..?" Peter brought up, as you all walked down the street. "Oh yeah, hold on." you pick the cigarette from your fanged teeth and pull a dead drained possum from your bag with a smile.

"He's a real woman beater," you exclaim, as the 3 all gag a bit. Though MJ seemed much more interested. "I cut its dick off." you smile. "How was this 8-inch spayed roadkill- a woman beater?" Ned asked, "His kids told me so." you wink. They all just look at the body again, Peter and Ned look away with gag noises.

"I'll take it," MJ said, hands out. You smiled and handed it to her politely. "Sonny boy's a biter," you warn. You feel a ping in the back of your head. "Gross." A voice adds. You all look over to the street to see Iron Man in a suit, with a man with a shield. "Is this about your 'internship' Peter?" Ned asks. "Uh.. What are you doing here?!" Peter asks frantically.

"Good to see you too kid. Just in the neighborhood." Tony says, landing. "Your all targets. A Hydra agent stole Peter's file and is trying to attack you all to get to Tony. " Captain America spoke smoothly. "Avenger bodyguards?! " Ned asked. "No." a rainbow strike fell behind the men. "Asgardian bodyguards," Steve said, as familiar blonde and black-haired men stood in the symbol engraved on the road.

You cringe. You needed out of here. This was getting risky. "Text me," you whisper to your friends before beginning to walk off. "Hey! Includes you billie eilish!" Tony yells. You continue walking and stomp your drugs. "Thor!" Steve yells. You take a few steps back before Thor was in front of you. "I don't like blondes," you say, crossing your arms. "Or entitled assholes.." you mutter. "I am sorry miss! But congratulations! You are welcome to join the man of spiders and my brother, with myself to my home realm Asgard!" he smiles.

"I've got something planned today.." you say awkwardly. "Look I can pay for your little drug deal later. Don't make us make you kid." you roll your eyes and follow the group. You look at your hands. This wasn't good. "To Asgard my friends!" Thor shouts, hammer up. As the rainbow fell onto you all.

You watch the rainbow move as you all flowed through it. You almost begin to put your hand through it when you felt another ping. A pair of eyes stalked you down. You clutch your palm and slide it behind your back. And in the next second, you saw the light fade.

Your friends all fell or leaned to the ground. You, and the brothers standing up straight. You blink and rub your neck. "That was sooo crazy." you fake, half-heartedly. "Yeah you seem fine hot topic," Tony remarks getting up. You felt that same ping again. You didn't follow it, like last time. A man turned around in golden armor. His eyes could have widened when he saw you. You keep the same energy back.

This was also what you were worried about. Heimdall. He'd know you were different.
If those Green eyes didn't already.

You put your finger to your lips.

'I am a protector of Asgard.
And I would normally cast you away to Tartarus to protect this land.
But I see all.
And I saw you.
And what you want.
I shall entrust you with not causing any mischief in the kingdom.
I do not do this often, Draagur.
But I see your soul, what is left of it.'

Heimdall was speaking to you through your mind. You blink the gold out of your eyes and say, "Thanks?" "What?" MJ asks, "Nothing." you mutter, beginning to follow the two brothers. You felt that ping again, in the back of your head. Those emerald eyes were looking at you.
"How long is this.. Going to be this?" you ask, annoyed. "Your upset you get to live in this?!" Ned asks, gasping at the sight. MJ and Peter held hands as they looked at the rainbow bridge.