Cat stench. (II joke fanfic)

..Fan's Fantastic cat Farts..{1}

Author's notes: 

Thanks to Lightbulb for helping me come up with this MONSTROSITY after talking to them at 12am one day lol! And please keep note this whole fanfic is a joke despite the serious writing. PLEASE SHARE THIS FANFIC AROUND BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW IF SOMEONE FROM THE II CREW SEES THIS!!!/J 

"Dear Lightbulb,

My time at the hotel has been.. 'interesting' to say the least. As soon as I arrived, I was bombarded with all sorts of questions! They only stopped after Fan returned to the hotel. Although I was glad that no one asked me about a certain contestant they were worried about, he seemed kinda.. sus. At first I thought, 'Hey! Maybe Fan's just tired from being in the game! I know I was!' But he still seemed the same after like a week or so. I think he might be emo idk.. Either way, I'm hoping Fan's okay, I don't like seeing him this upset.. Who knows what's going on in his mind! firdy night nfu kun. That's probably what. ANYWAYS!! Yeah that's all I had to say, I'll let you know if Fan's doing better ell oh ell.

-Paintbrush"

"Fanfictions are so silly and funny lol" Lightbulb said, folding up and throwing away Paintbrush's letter, not bothering to send another back to Paintbrush cuz Paintbrush kinda had issues. Lightbulb could not spell. Or write. Lightbulb was dumb. But at least not as dumb as uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whats her name uhhh APPLE. Apple kinda sucked. Lightbulb was glad Apple kinda left II and probably died. Lightbulb. Lightbulb got up from the ground and started walking around with no reason whatsoever. Inanimate Insanity kinda sucks. Lightbulb wondered if there was potentially a third season in Inanimate Insanity in the process of happening, taking away any chance she would be able to see her friends after she got eliminated cuz she's too silly and dumb to win. Either way lightbulb didn't care. She was kinda too depressed to ask or care. Inanimate Insanity moment. Lightbulb sat of the ground again after walking for a bit then saw Baseball who is very much cool and amaxing and rlly good and who should probably totally win inanimate insanity.

"HEY LIGHTBULB! WHATCHA UP TO??" Based-ball yelled at Lightbulb. I mean, as he should. She was being pretty fucking stupid doing nothing.

"OI FUCK OFF BUTTER MAN!! I'M WALKING HERE!" Lightbulb said, in a australian and new yorker accent. She looked at Baseball and became unangry "Oh em gee hi hat guy!!!! Um, not much, it's just that ever since club penguin died a hour ago, I've had nothing to do!!!"

Baseball rolled his rlly good eyes, "That was years ago lightbulb. Also Club penguin isn't even that good, I like animal jam more. WOAH IS THAT A RIPPED UP LETTER NEXT TO YOU?!?!?!?" Lightbulb looked to where Bae-ball looked and nodded with a roblox face, "Yeah, Paintbrush sent it. Something about the paper dude being all sad and emo and stuffs. Kinda unfunny." Baseball raised an eyebrow, "Paper's emo?" 

"No the other paper dude.." "Paper has a family??" "THE RED PAPER GUY!" "PURPLE GUY??" "EW STOP BEING CRINGE BASEBALL GODAM!" "WELL AT LEAST IM NOT A HOMESTUCK FAN UNLIKE YOU!" "AAAAAAAAAAAA" "WHYRE YOU YELLING KNIFE HELP HELPHEPL""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Knife heard the idiot and the hott froma mile away becausr of course he fucking did.. Fuck knife. enn ee ways, its 2am while I'm writting this please help. Knife got mad and walked to the two yelling buddies, "HOW GIRLS DRINK BOBA TEA.. IMMA GIRL IM A FREAKING GIRL- HOW BOYS DRINK BOBA TEA!!! MM I LOVE BALLS IN MY MOUTH!!" the two starred at him and started clapping because he really did spit facts in their ugly faces. Uh btw suitcase diedede I think unless she alives agaim.

Oh look she alived again

"Hi guys I'm depressed." Suitcase said

Oh nvm she died again

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im tird thats it good bye. next page time fukcidnsdaifukcfuvkcfu aosihfjn