Vortex's Improvised Adventures

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*Scrap Joe is staring at a wall*

Scrap Joe: There's nothing to DO! Why can't I just shut myself down?!

X: Vortex and Immersion are playing together, why don't you join them?

Scrap Joe: They- They're playing together? I thought Vortex hated that guy.

X: You know his favorite game: Beat the crap out of the other person first.

Scrap Joe: That makes more sense...

X: You could probably shut yourself down by doing that with them.

Scrap Joe: You know what? That's a great idea. OH GUYS!!

*Scrap Joe chucks a coke can at Vortex, Vortex stares at him with visible anger*

Scrap Joe: Please! Kill me!

Vortex: You were already asking for death with that move...

The Immersion: I don't want to know what's going on, so for now I will be gone.

*Vortex lunges at Scrap Joe, Surge also decides to attack, they all collide, but then all of a sudden everything glitches out. They find themselves in a big yellow room*

Surge: What's happening?? I just wanted to body Scrap!!

Vortex: This place seems... Familiar, but why are we here?

Scrap Joe: Blar, I don't care, I want to get out of here. I hate you all.

Surge: Why is everything yellow? I hate that color.

Vortex: What maniac would put a pool nearby? These carpets gotta be moist for a reason.

Surge: Is there an exit to this place? Everything looks the same from what I'm seeing.

*Suddenly, Surge and Vortex realize Scrap left them*

Vortex: Hey! Scrap! Where are you?!

Scrap Joe (from a distance): UP YOUR NOSE IN A RUBBER HOSE!!

Surge: I have no nose fool!

Vortex: GET BACK HERE NOSELESS JOE!!

*Vortex and Surge chase after Scrap's voice. They seem to be running in circles*

Surge:*Huff* *Haff* Hey uh, Scrap. Could you please slow down?!

Vortex: To be honest, I don't think we are moving anywhere.

*Vortex and Surge see something pop out around one of the corners, they dash towards it*

Vortex: Gotcha!

*They turned the corner, but nothing was there.*

Surge: You see? He's way too fast.

Scrap Joe: Hello.

Vortex and surge: What?!

Surge: How did you pull off that maneuver?

Scrap Joe: I dunno what you mean, I just barely ran into you guys. I thought I was ahead of both of you, but I ended up right behind you.

Vortex: Yeah, yeah, very funny. Did you find a door or something outta here?

Scrap Joe: Umm, no? I mean I thought I did, but it just turned out to be a very poorly drawn door.

Vortex: Welp, there's only one way to find a door. Onward!

*Vortex starts marching in a random direction with his arm raised up. Surge and Scrap follow*

Scrap Joe: Do you have any idea where you're going?

Vortex: This coming from the guy who supposedly went in a circle trying to escape us.