loo loo land

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You were at your desk on your phone until you hear blitzo say something

Blitzo:M&M&S get in here we're going to loo loo land

Moxie:loo loo land?

Y/N:why that shitty park?

Millie breaks through the door window

Millie:loo loo land

She has stars in her eye's

Blitzo:loo loo land

loona:SHUT THE FUCK UP

They all get to loo loo land and get out of the van and Octavia looks at the park in disgust

Y/N:this park is so shitty

Octavia:i can agree with you

They head into the park

Blitzo:now remember this is work and work only me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs all right

Octavia:hey dad do we have to

Blitzo:okay hold on right there sweetie

He whispers to Stolas

Blitzo:if you try fucking my little ass in that park i swear to

Stolas cuts him off

Stolas:you are so cute when you are serious

Octavia: I'm literally going to be sick

Y/N:you and me both

Moxie:oh crumbs i knew today would be a lot what you need antioxidants ibuprofen morphine

Octavia: that was figurative old man

Y/N:you should of know that Moxie

You walks with Octavia

Moxie:oh right hehe but she said it was literal

Millie takes off her glasses

Millie:wow i haven't been to this place since i was a child it hasn't changed a oh look it's big woobly

Moxie: that is deeply upsetting

Millie: come on it's fun you've never been here

Moxie: no theme parks always Disturbed me especially the mascots

Loo Loo:hi there

Moxie screams

Loo loo: welcome to loo loo land if y'all get hurt here just try and sue us

Stolas:look thea it's loo loo

Octavia:i have a question

Loo Loo: ask away a little girly

Loo loo starts laughing

Octavia:is it true that this park is just a really shameless spin-off of lucifer's far more popular lulu world

Loo Loo:no

Octavia:this place reeks of insecure corporate shame

Stolas:hehe why don't we go check out the rides

Y/N:i agree with her

You walk way

Loo Loo: that chick is creepy huh

Blitzo:yeah wait until her dad tries to Diddle your holes

Loo Loo:what's that mean

He looks over at millie and Moxie

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