Una the magic unicorn

One day in a small French town called La Rochelle there was a young lesbian called Anna Mcface who was being forced to buy drugs of Emily Smexy. "Buy my drugs." Said Emily. "No you can't make me." Said Anna with her Dutch accent. Then Emily slapped Anna across the face. "You will buy my drugs." Yelled Emily while she puts in her rapist voice. Suddenly Emily got kicked high up in the air. It was Una the magical unicorn. "Oh my god thank you so much Una the magical unicorn for saving me I love you." Said Anna her voice full I joy and love. "Bitch please I didn't mean save you. I just really hate Emily. Well if you'll excuse me I've got better things to do than talk to Annas' like you so um fuck you." Said Una the magical unicorn. And just like that the magical unicorn Una puked up some rainbow and flew away. Just then an old man came up to Anna. Oh shit that's a woman. "Oh my goddess are you ok. As I say if you, if you like." It asked. "Yeh I'm fine just a little shaken." said Anna. "Not you as I say. I was talking about the beautiful rock next if you like. It exclaimed. With that it picked up the rock next to Anna and walked away