South Park Headcannons + Fanfictions

*Headcannons Vol. III* (Reader Insert Edition w/ Mixed Characters Pt. 1)

REACTIONS TO YOU CONFESSING YOUR FEELINGS:
- Kyle would be flattered and blushing like crazy, but be excited that you feel the same. {"Oh wait really? You like like me? Wow I never thought you felt that way about me all this time... yeah I'll go on a date with you, totally!"}

- Stan would be extremely awkward, and throw up of course. {"You.. like me? *BLAHH* Oh my god I'm so sorry.. wait wait no don't leave I do feel the same I just get nervous.."}

- Kenny would think it's adorable that you have a crush on him, but also be internally panicking that someone as hot as you would have feelings for him. {"Awe really? Well I just maybeeee like you too. Just kidding, want to go on a date sometime?}

- Eric would think that you're pranking him, and it would take like 15 minutes for you to explain that you're being serious. {"You like me? Pfft yeah right did Kyle dare you to do this?"}

- Butters would blush a lot and be super flattered. {"Awe shucks, you like me?"}

- Jimmy and Tolkien would be total gentlemen.
{T: "Oh, I should be the one asking you out, after all."
J: "You like me? It would be my honor to take you out on a date."}

- Clyde would be cocky... he thinks he's the hottest out there. {"You like me? Well yeah I will accept your offer to go on a date."}

- Wendy would smile with rosy cheeks. {"You're asking me out on a date? Of course!"}

- Bebe would grin widely and suggest going to the mall.

- Nicole would be stoked. {"You like me? Yes! I've always had a crush on you!"}

- Craig would tell you he is with Tweek, and vice versa.

REACTIONS TO YOU REJECTING THEM:
- Kyle would start panicking, honestly. Things would be awkward. {"Oh uh okay that's fine I'm sorry I'm sorry.. I hope things won't be awkward between us."}

- Stan would obviously turn goth, and not say anything to you for weeks.

- Eric would get pissed off in embarrassment and try to make you look bad. {"Well, it was a dare anyways, you're a slut!}

- Kenny wouldn't show much emotion and just hope that you guys can be friends. {"Oh, it's cool. Don't worry about it."}

- Butters would try to hide his sadness but he cries.

- Jimmy would make a joke about getting rejected, because that's just how he copes.

- Tolkien would be sad, but very respectful about it. {"Oh, okay. I understand. I hope we can still be friends."}

- Clyde would probably roll his eyes and walk away, pretending it didn't hurt when it really did.

- Wendy hides her tears enough so you don't see them. {"Okay then... see you around, [y/n]"}.

- Bebe would act unbothered, but she would plan a sleepover with Wendy to get over it.

- Nicole would bummed, but happy that you guys can still be friends. {"Oh, okay I understand! I'm so sorry if I made you uncomfortable, I hope we can still be friends!"}