[setting: in the hallway of your high school]
Liam: so, you're in high school. You don't wanna be a loner, right?
Liam: in order to not be lonely, you need to make friends.
Liam: obviously, four isn't enough. I wanna be popular.
Niall: you know, I can hear you Liam and you sound like an idiot.
Liam: umm, in that case, (gathers the four friends he was talking about)
Liam: I'm gonna ask my friends—
Louis: we're not friends.
Liam: sure...
Liam: how do I become popular?
~~~
[Harry on the stage with a guitar.]
Harry: according to my research...
Harry: everyone. Has. At least. A few. Talents. I think.
Harry: you should practice 'em. I think.
Harry: *strums a chord on his guitar and started singing loudly*
*Girls cheering him*
Liam, to Zayn: he speaks weirdly slow
Zayn: It's part of the act.
Zayn: That's why boys like you who talk fast don't get bitches.
Zayn: I'm kidding, brother. *pats Liam on the back*
Liam: You talk at a normal speed.
Liam: so... how do you get, *coughs* bitches?
Zayn: Easy, at least for me.
Zayn: *brushes his hair back* I'm just handsome. Nothing much, really.
[Liam and Louis hanging out in the hallway]
Louis: why, why do I get bitches? that's the question.
Louis: I don't summon them, it just happens.
Liam: you do a lot of things. I've only known you for 3 days but you've already set the school bus on fire-
Louis: SHHH! *Smacks Liam on the mouth*
Louis: Anyway, if you're that desperate...
Louis: I gave Niall some stuff.
Liam: You gave him some poop inducing meds?
Liam: don't you need prescription for those?
Louis hated to admit that his bad handwriting was mistaken as a doctors prescription.
Niall: *walking fast towards the bathroom*
Louis: is it working?
Niall: what's working?
Louis: It is working.
Minutes later, they started gathering around the entrance of the boys bathroom. Someone accidentally shit on the floor.
Louis: See that, Liam?
Liam: yeah? People are curious about the shit?
Louis: Yes Liam, exactly. See how a little piece of shit can turn into a tourist attraction?
Louis: Now you got an audience, and prepare for this big moment you've been waiting for. fame
Liam: What?
Louis, shouting: IT WAS LIAM!! LIAM WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK A SHIT GUYS!
