Otaku Journal

IT'S NOT YOGURT

Another story~!

So, I was sitting at lunch with Frost and she had is green lime yogurt from Greek for some reason, and she refused to eat it because of the day before (I dumped it on her). To show her if wasn't that bad, I decided to take it and eat it myself, and when I opened it...hell was released.

I'm not even kidding, the smell was....unbearable, and it made me sick. I had always hated yogurt to begin with, so it was already uncomfortable enough for me, and yet I still took my spoon out and stirred it. It was lumpy, green, and smelled horrible, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!

After about a minute of stirring, I ate a spoon fool and found it...good? At first, it actually tastes like lime, but then came the aftertaste and such. It tasted like one one barfed in my mouth!

Feeling horrible, I decided to dare Frost to eat all the yogurt from the container without a drink. She agreed, and began to slowly eat the green glop one by one, me staring at her as she ate it emotionlessly.

I swear to god, I almost passed out when she didn't flinch. Needless to say, she ended up stopping halfway through, so I got another genius idea.

I used the foil that was in front of me, dumped the yogurt inside, and folded the foil into a little wrapped present.

Then, I squeezed.

It went out onto my hand, and across part of my tray thingy, and it was hilarious because everyone around us looked somewhat scared.

The last thing I remember saying was, "It wasn't yogurt."