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Trey: hi matt
Matt: hi Trey
Trey: guess what matt
Matt: NO I'LL NEVER GUESS YOU FUCKING IDIOT *cries and turns emo*
Trey: noooo!!! *chases after matt*

*matt trips over a rock*
Matt: uwu stupid rwock
Trey: matty I'll kiss you better *kiss*
Matt: *screams*
Trey: umm... it was a joke haha..
Matt: oh :(
Trey: we need to make a new South Park episode
Matt: NO *jumps in a lake*
Trey: *gets him out the lake and gives him cpr*
Matt: omg I'm gonna die..... before I die........... trey.. I love you......
At the last moment Trey punched his lungs and matt coughed the water out
Matt: I don't actually love you
Trey: *turns emo*

THE GOTH KIDS TURN UP AND BEAT THEM UP FOR BEING EMO

THE END
(This is a joke btw)

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