It is 2 AM and you just woke ip with a strange pain up in ur anus. "Shh kitten, let daddy do his job" said a strange voice with a lot of sexiness in it. "Jesus is that you..?" You said nervously and turned your head back at him. "Yes, who else would it be? Are you seeing someone else?" said Jesus with a bit of anger in his flaming eyes. "No i swear you are the sexiest man alive" you said. "Good, now turn up babygirl i'm tryna have some fun yo 😈😈"
and at this point you should say to yourself what the fuck are you doing with your life rn
