Ashton: hi Luke :-))
Luke: hey
Ashton: wanna come over?
Luke: I can't
Ashton: boo you whore
Luke: I sorry I got to do something else...
Ashton: fuck someone else I see!
Luke: ugh why you so bishy today
Ashton: excuse me
Luke: what?
Ashton: did you just fucking call me a bish?
Luke: no I said u were asking bishy
Ashton: bish is the worst thing to tell to your lover
Luke: Ik
Ashton: I can't believe you use bishy that's not okay
Luke: I'm going to go watch some porn
Ashton: without me :-(
Luke: I watching you
Ashton: understandable
Luke: Kay ttyl
Ashton: bye love
Luke: bye daddy
Ashton: you finally called me by my mating name
Luke: you welcome love
Ashton: man I love you
Luke: same
Pov: Luke
I close my ratchet ass flip phone, and threw at the wall bc it bad. I didn't want to hang with dad... Ashton bc I wanted to hang with calum. And Ashton makes cake jokes even tho I'm lactose intolerance. I drive my scooter over to calum house that was a little far away but I got there.
*knocks on door*
*awkwardly waits*
*door opens*
* Asia boy opened door*
"Hey Luke" cal said.
"Sup" I said.
"Wanna make a cake?" Cal said.
" can't drink milk" I said.
"That's okay, we don't have to make a real cake. But if you want to get on top of me than we could have a nice cake" cal said while grabing dezz nuts.
"I can't dad will get mad" I said.
"Andrew won't mind" cal said.
"Not my real dad, ash" I said.
"Whatever" cal said slamming the door on my face.
"Ugh why do I always have this happen to me, why is all the guys I hang out with horny"
*calum opens door*
"Because you are Luke fuckin hemmings" cal said than slammed the door.
"Oh yeah I forgot" I said well getting back on my scooter.
