Shrek x cocomelon dad

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by Ambrunton

by Ambrunton

To sum this monstrosity up, sherk is horny and the cocomelon dad is clueless ( until chapter two ). I hope you feel as much pain reading this as I did writing this shit.

Chapter 1

Cocomelon dad/James pov:

Hi, my name is cocomelon dad, technically in the show I don't have a name but my name is James Smith now since according to google that is the most basic white boy name out there. It's 8:30 so I head to the door to leave for work. "Bye daddy" I hear timothy shout from across the room. "Bye," I smiled back. "Stay safe out there James!" Called my wife from the living room. "Of course, honey, see ya" I closed the door behind me and went off to drive to the office building to work as an accountant

Shrek Pov:

My name is Shrek, and today I just got a new job to be an accountant, I drove off a while ago and just entered the building. There were desks full of computers and people working on projects/whatever the fuck an accountant does. That's when I saw him. His soft, brunette hair swooped to the side of his shining forehead and his ocean blue orbs glistened in the reflection through the windows. His shirt and tie were so perfectly symmetrical, I wanted to mess that up. The thought of it sent heatwaves through my green body. I can't take it anymore I must talk to this handson man.

Cocomelon dad/James pov:

In the morning sun, I was typing stuff on my computer for the job when suddenly, a green ogre man had tapped me on the shoulder. "You need something?" I asked. He mumbled something under his breath that I couldn't quite hear. "What was that?" "Nothing, I just, Uhm, wanted to say hi." I smiled and reached out to shake his hand "Nice to meet you!" The mysterious green ogre blushed and shook my hand, though strangely when our hands locked, I felt chills go down my spine...

"So...why did you pick this job, sir?" I asked in a nice voice. "To support the family." He said. "Ah, you too?" "Mhm" "Yeah, it's also nice to get away from the kids ya know?" I winked. Shrek bounced in reaction. "I, Uhm, have to go to the bathroom..." "really? Alright then" I smiled

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From the corner of my eye, I see a recognizable green fellow walking back to where I was. "Hey, nice to see you again!" I high-fived him but that's when I felt something strange. "Why are your hands so sticky-" "Nothing," He said sharply, cutting me off. "Alright.." I smirked. After that, we talked and worked for the rest of our shift. Though he seemed a little off. By the end of our shifts, it was 5 pm and we were outside the office building.

Shrek Pov:

"Oh shoot, I forgot to introduce myself, My name is James Smith, what's your name?" He asked. "I'm Shrek" "Okay Shrek," He said in an accidentally seductive way. Just hearing him say my name made me want to lose control. God, he looked so submissive and breedable.

"Welp, I hope to see you tomorrow, sir." He said. After that, I couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed his hand and led him to a building across from here. "H-hey what are you doing Shrek?" He stammered. "Patient, James." He shut his mouth and looked upwards and then he knew what he saw, it was a hotel.