Attack on Titan Oneshots (Requests Closed!!)

Levi x Hanji: O-Oops...

Okay I personally really like this one! Requested! Plus something happens to Levi... Nothing bad I promise.... but yes! :3

Levi's POV

I was walking down to shit glasses office. She had some reports for me. That freak's going to get herself killed if she continues with all these crazy Titan experiments. I approached the tall wooden door and knocked once, knowing she most likely wouldn't hear me. I invited myself in.

"Oi! Shit Glasses! Im here!" I yelled. A few seconds after hearing a loud crash and a yelp, the mad scientist skidded into the room, running into the wall during the process.

"Levi!" she yelled straightening her glasses. "Your just in time!"

"I don't know what your planning, but I'm only here for the documents I asked for," I said, not wanting to be apart if anything she was doing. It was always somehow messy and gross. She pouted.

"But while your here I need your help for this new thing I'm testing and you would be the perfect subject and it won't hurt or-"

"Will you shut the hell up if I agree," I asked annoyed. She nodded eagerly. I sighed and glared at her.

"Will I get dirty, gross, messy, or harmed in any way?" I asked. She grinned.

"No! I would never let my wittle Prwincess Shortstack get dirty!" she said pinching my cheek.

SLAP!

"OW OW OWWWW!" She said rubbing the side of her face.

"Don't call me short," I growled.

"Fine," she said glaring childishly at me. She then lit up. "Follow me!" she yelled and grabbed my arm, dragging me quickly behind her. After running through the mazes of many labs, we finally reached the back one. I pulled my arm away.

"What am I here for?"

"Come over here!" she said, skidding around and running into everything as she ran through the giant room. I sighed at her brilliant stupidity, but followed her none the less.

"Sit here!" she said pointing to a shiny metal table. I glared at it. She noticed and said, "Don't worry it's very clean."

I glared at her. I mumbled a quiet 'whatever' and climbed onto the table. She ran around the room again and grabbed a small case.

"Give me your arm," she said. I reluctantly held out my arm. She pulled out a small needle filled with a pure black serum.

"What's that," I said pulling my arm away.

"Don't worry! Even if it doesn't work it won't hurt you. And it doesn't do anything bad. I promise! Just please trust me on this. It's like a new instant cute thing I've developed and you've been complaining about a head cold lately," she said and reached for my arm. I held it out again. This sounded kinda promising so I decided to take the gamble.

She gently took my arm a wiped off a small patch of skin right under my elbow.

"On three! 1... 2-" she stuck me with the needle and injected the medicine.

"What the hell Shit Glasses! You said three you lying piece of s-" I couldn't finish my sentence. I suddenly felt sick. My head got foggy and light.

"Four eyes..." I mumbled before everything went black. The last thing I saw was Hanji looking at me excitedly.

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