parker's kinda cute imo 👉👈

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Charlotte: Which is correct: seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Parker: Neither ō-ō

Parker: It's twelve

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Parker: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)

Charlotte: What's that

Parker: Remorse code ó-ò

Charlotte: I'm even angrier at you now >:(

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(i love other people's headcanons of characters <3)

Parker: I made us these friendship bracelets :D

Charlotte: Ah, I’m not really a jewellery person.

Parker: You don’t have to wear…

Charlotte: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

(aaa why do i find their friendship so cute it makes me even more disappointed that it broke so quickly 😟)

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Charlotte: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Parker: I'm worried about you

(i want them to reconcile so bad i can't stand them being on bad terms any longer :(((((( 😟😟)

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Charlotte: Who the f**k—

Parker: Language!

Charlotte: Whom the f**k

Parker: No.

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Charlotte: Am I right, Parker?

Parker: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

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Charlotte: What are you doing.

Parker, hugging Charlotte: Showing affection :)

Charlotte: Disgusting.

Charlotte: ...Do it again.

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Charlotte: Do you know a tortoise's only weakness?

Parker: No...

Parker: Well, their slowness.

Charlotte: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs-

Charlotte: Now I have a plan >:)

Charlotte: If I duct tape two tortoises together, they'll be unstoppable >:)))

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Parker: How long do you think it'll take?

Charlotte: I don’t know, three or four, maybe

Parker: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months??

Charlotte: Yeah, maybe five.

Parker: Five what?!

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Parker: Do you need help getting up?

Charlotte: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor :)

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Parker: We'll go to a different cave. This one is too risky.

Charlotte: Sounds like a challenge >:/

Parker: I insist this is not a challenge-

Charlotte: ...is what you would say to dissuade the weak of the heart from accepting the challenge. Challenge accepted!

Parker: There is no challenge!































I love Charlotte so much I'm starting to fall for the people she specifically interacted with

Like, thanks to her I'm lowkey obsessed with all of team C ⚪💺🍞🍦

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