Charlotte: Which is correct: seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Parker: Neither ō-ō
Parker: It's twelve
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Parker: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Charlotte: What's that
Parker: Remorse code ó-ò
Charlotte: I'm even angrier at you now >:(
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(i love other people's headcanons of characters <3)
Parker: I made us these friendship bracelets :D
Charlotte: Ah, I’m not really a jewellery person.
Parker: You don’t have to wear…
Charlotte: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
(aaa why do i find their friendship so cute it makes me even more disappointed that it broke so quickly 😟)
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Charlotte: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Parker: I'm worried about you
(i want them to reconcile so bad i can't stand them being on bad terms any longer :(((((( 😟😟)
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Charlotte: Who the f**k—
Parker: Language!
Charlotte: Whom the f**k
Parker: No.
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Charlotte: Am I right, Parker?
Parker: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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Charlotte: What are you doing.
Parker, hugging Charlotte: Showing affection :)
Charlotte: Disgusting.
Charlotte: ...Do it again.
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Charlotte: Do you know a tortoise's only weakness?
Parker: No...
Parker: Well, their slowness.
Charlotte: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs-
Charlotte: Now I have a plan >:)
Charlotte: If I duct tape two tortoises together, they'll be unstoppable >:)))
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Parker: How long do you think it'll take?
Charlotte: I don’t know, three or four, maybe
Parker: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months??
Charlotte: Yeah, maybe five.
Parker: Five what?!
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Parker: Do you need help getting up?
Charlotte: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor :)
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Parker: We'll go to a different cave. This one is too risky.
Charlotte: Sounds like a challenge >:/
Parker: I insist this is not a challenge-
Charlotte: ...is what you would say to dissuade the weak of the heart from accepting the challenge. Challenge accepted!
Parker: There is no challenge!
I love Charlotte so much I'm starting to fall for the people she specifically interacted with
Like, thanks to her I'm lowkey obsessed with all of team C ⚪💺🍞🍦
YOU ARE READING
Generated incorrect quotes book :)
Humor(discontinued) made this book bc I'm gonna be making a bunch of these XD includes object shows and HTF and MLB >:) imgettingparanoidagainhelpme :(
