XiaoVen #1

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by stoepid

by stoepid

Venti: I was arrested for being too cool.
Xiao: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Venti: What is your biggest weakness?
Xiao: I can be uncooperative.
Venti: Okay, can you give me an example?
Xiao: No.

Venti: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Xiao: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

Venti: So that's my plan.
Xiao: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Venti: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Xiao: It freaking sucks.
Venti: That's not constructive criticism.

Venti: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Xiao: Stop romanticizing the past.

Venti: Am I in trouble?
Xiao: Take a guess.
Venti: No?
Xiao: Take another guess.

Venti: Okay, help me please!
Xiao: Got two words for you.
Venti: I bet they won't be helpful.
Xiao: Your problem.
Venti: I was right

Venti: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Xiao: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Venti: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Xiao: Killed without hesitation.
Venti: No.

A/N:
These are from the website scatterpatter which i 100% do NOT own please don't come for me

i dont own genshin either
wish i did tho