genshin high school prompts

Itto and Gorou #1

Itto: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Gorou: You would eat yourself?
Itto: I wouldn't even question it.

Itto: You kill people for money?!
Gorou: I can explain!
Itto: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

Itto: Am I in trouble?
Gorou: Take a guess.
Itto: No?
Gorou: Take another guess.

Itto, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Gorou, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

*Itto and Gorou are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Itto: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Gorou, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Itto: Here's some advice
Gorou: I didn't ask for any
Itto: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Itto: Gorou, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Gorou: Well of course I have.
Gorou: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Gorou: It's boring.

Itto: I made tea.
Gorou: I don't want tea.
Itto: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Gorou: Then why are you telling me?
Itto: It is a conversation starter.
Gorou: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Itto: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Itto, tending to Gorou's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Gorou: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Itto: *Gets down on one knee*
Gorou: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Itto: *Falls over*
Gorou: The poison is kicking in.

A/N:
Again, i dont own scatterpatter or genshin so dont come for me