Diary Of A One Direction Stalker

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Dear Diary, today I went on Twitter. Liam said he loves me! He's so sweet. As you already know, I am married to all of my boys! (I am a polygimist) They love me, even though we've never met and they don't know who I am.

(What really happened: Liam said he loves all of his fans)

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Dear Diary, Today I bought a water bottle, my husband, Harry Styles, drank off of! It was only 900 dollars! Such a deal...

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Dear Diary, I've made plans to go visit Louis' sisters! They are going to be so happy to see their aunt. I'm going to Doncaster in a few days.

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