On the day before Mother's Day all was quite not a sound in halls or in the apartment..... *record screech* Yeah right! Have you met BTR? Plus their extra one? I love those boys to death but I warned them of this. And what did they do? Mom walked into the living room where the boys were bouncing around in a bouncy castle wishing mom a happy mother's day. She freaked out and dropped her load of laundry. Boys! Mother's day isn't until tomorrow. She reminded them. We know they said but then they told her they bought a two day for one special. Mom said you know I was really actually hoping for some peace and quite?!
To which the boys all stopped bouncing and frowned giving mom great big puppy dog eyes tugging on mom's heart strings while the saddest song on the worlds tiniest violin played as mom became putty in their hands. You don't like your present Ken asked her giving her the big pouty lip my brother's was always the saddest of them all. Not a single soul could resist those puppy dog eyes. Not even me which is why I have my own tactic of making sure those eyes don't look my way unless he wants me to fix the problem by making him laugh. ;) I just can't stand to see him so sad after all and all is fair in love and war after all he'd do the same to me.
Awe you look so sad don't be sad brother of mine here let me cheer you up. Fake sadness or not. Mostly if its fake if its real I try all other tactics first before plan T. And that usually only ends in physical vs machine. Machine is normally used for revenge, pranks, or misbehavior. Someone has to straighten those boys out they've more or less corrupted Jack and he barely stood a chance. He was pretty much already apart of the group ever since we met him. From the second he started flirting with me. You don't like your present? He asked her. No, no it's great. I love it! They all cheered as she got in and started to bounce with us. Come on Farrah get in here! Ken told me. Can I grab onto the net while I bounce? Whatever as long as you get in here. Jack held his hand under the entrance as I climbed in and went to the wall to carefully bounce.
Mom you bring fun wherever you go. Kendall and I told her. We were all having a good time until James mother came into the apartment. James she called for him. Mom?! He'd said surprised. And almost on cue the bounce house deflated. We stumbled until it finished. What are you doing here? He asked her. I'm here for my mother's day present she told him. But I sent it 3 days ago he told her confused. But to unconfuse us she said he was wrong that her present was him going back with her to run their family business for cosmetics and that James was going to be the new face of the company. His mother's company it was named after her. And also cosmetics? IDK one straight guy that is the face of cosmetics. Not to sound sexist but isn't that kind of a woman's job? After all men get everything else.
She kissed his cheek but James was frozen. Oh look at that he's frozen with excitement his mother said. Did you say you were taking him home? Ken and I asked. To Minnesota?! Carlos and Logan asked. Yep tonight she declared I will go pack his things she said walking away. This would be a problem especially considering that Brooke Diamond was a woman that we know doesn't take no for an answer. Downstairs there was a different problem. Katie was in the lobby and Buddha Bob was pretending to be the manager because Mr. Bitter's mom was in town and she thought he was a Dr. And there he was in Dr. clothes helping guitar dude with his rabbit and pretending to be nice to people. He silently begged Katie not to say anything while Bitters promised his mom to clear lunch for her and then Buddha Bob took her to her room.
Katie tried to guess why he was lying to her first she thought he failed and dropped out when his mom wanted him to be a vet or probably any kind of Dr. he said no so she thought maybe then instead he quit to follow a girl out and spent all his college funds to support her acting career but then she dumped him and he ended up here. That's the one he frowned at her. You're never going to pull this off you know? Aw baby sister always the realist. And Bitters was very well aware of that. And then we carried James through the lobby into Jack's car and into the studio as we got into the booth with G&K and James was standing in the area where the instruments were. Gustavo had a plan that insisted on making a heavy metal top mom play her guitar to make James snap out of it while the rest of us covered our ears.
