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There once was a huge carrot named mark who thought that I was a raging lesbian and I was. Personally I think Mark wants to go lesbian carpool, with my fellow dinosaurs because he keeps telling me that he likes carpool karaoke. James [Redacted] is a snazzy geography man . Calculators suck because maths decided to tell people they are a piece of shit.
Sometimes I stick celery into my radiator make myself a sandwich as I hate conventionality. Guillotines are very useful for people with insufferable glue addiction by golly Well I just did several murders on the assumption that I am incredibly cool. Sometimes Canada pretends to ask important pens questions about genocide of stationary shops. Often james [Redacted] asks about my dad and my dog because he cares.
