A day in the life of xx_mlg_saggy_bag_xx

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At 7:00 me fucking alarm clock wakes me up for school. I put on me school uniform and go downstairs for a breakfast of Dorito flavored coco pops with a drink of mountain dew. I then go upstairs and get me snap back and go back downstairs.

At 7:50 I meet me dank m8s xX_pussy_slayer_frankie_Xx and xX_mlg_rekd_nanny_ethan_Xx to walk to school.

At 8;50 I go into tutor and listen to the cheeky American scrub talk and talk and talk and never shuts the fuck up until we have to go to lesson

At 9:00 we go down to the changing rooms to get changed into our Gay little dance clothes. In the changing rooms we exchange cheeky nudes and olly never shuts the fuck up so we usually no-scope him. Once I'm done getting changed I get me snap back from me bag and go into the dance studio. Our dance teacher who is a bit of a twat makes our fucking group perform in front of whole fucking class. I usually do wank and just imbarress myself. That being being said In my last test I got an outstanding score of ungraduble and she told me if that was an English lesson that's the equivalent of handing in a blank sheet of paper after a full lesson. When the lessons done I reveal my cheeky nudes and get into me faggy school uniform and go to the next lesson.

At 9:45 it's time for a history lesson where we watch the fat ass cunt at the front of the class teach us shit that were never gonna use for anything later in life.

At 10:30 it's breaktime and I go to the taste station to get some mountain dew and enjoy some doritos. After that I chat with my dank m8s and play footie till the end of break.

At 11:15 we have DT where we watch some lanky old bastard teach us shit. I usually just watch Owen who's sits on a table with a bunch cheeky scrubs.

At 12:45 we go to lunch where I get some doritos from the taste station to get some mountain dew and enjoy some doritos like break. After that I chat with my dank m8s and play footie till the end.
1:15 we go to tutor and watch the bish talk in American and piss us all off with her annoying as fuck voice.

:1:20 I go to science where once again I listen to some American bitch talk and fuck me off.

2:00 I go to fucking geography and fucking watch the fucking northern cunt teach us a load of wank. All he does is moan and doesn't appreciate me sweg.

2:45 it's home time and I go home and fuck like 837 bitches, drink mountain dew and enjoy some doritos.

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