Your Answer (Jade)

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by jadesricecrispecake

by jadesricecrispecake

Summary: During a interview, Perrie asks Jade a dirty and rhetorical question, expecting no response but Jade ain't playing around and gives her a response rhat she doesn't expect! Meanwhile, on another radio show, Y/N just so happens to be on the exact same topic.
(⚠️Contains some dirty words⚠️)

Jade's POV: I've always been quite open about my relationship with my boyfriend but not really about our bedroom life. We are that couple whom more or less just take the piss out of each other on social media or call each other rudes names just for our own entertainment. Leigh-Anne and Perrie have always just found this really strange but for me and Y/N, it's normal.

"So Jade, you and your boyfriend are a hilarious couple online with all of the pranks and jokes played on each other through both of yours social medias. What has been your most favourite prank that you've pulled on Y/N so far?" The interviewer inquires, intently.
"Ooh, it has to be that time that I faked a positive pregnancy test on him. I got this pregnancy test and drew the two lines on it and gave it to him; he was annoyed when I told him the truth!" I explain, making everyone nearly burst out laughing.

"Jade, that's really mean!" Leigh-Anne tells me, prodding my shoulder.
"So what? We laugh about it now and he got over it quite quickly." I respond, not able to contain my laughter. "Don't ruin my fun, party pooper."
"Is there any jokes that have gone way too far or even gotten you into massive trouble, Jade?" The interviewer asks and I nod.
"I did this prank on my boyfriend where I called him 'daddy' for an entire week and lemme tell you, he wasn't very pleased." I chuckle, making everyone in the studio burst out laughing.

Meanwhile with Y/N: "So, you and your missus have been together for years now and you two are very open about your relationship but not on yoir sex life." The interviewer explains. "Can you give us some juicy deets about it?"
"Well, my girlfriend and I are quite kinky in the bedroom, if I'm being honest." I respond without a care in the world. "It's sort of a dominant relationship but as long as I'm pleasing her in the way that she likes it, then I'm happy."

(IDK EITHER)