The Smiles Family

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by schr0d1ngerscat

by schr0d1ngerscat

Keep in mind that almost all of these are jokes

everyone's gay except for stupid robert's parents (and his sister)

theres a cult called the society of starwatchers (TSOS) and it's an alien race trying to get back to their home planet (Dia and Dan are a part of said cult) and the only member that has no malicious intent against humans is Dan

Robert smile is a bisexual baddie

older seth? bi. older matt? gay. lloyd? gay. roy? aroace. dan? aroace.

clair is a lesbian but i think this one's canon

dan can travel through time

lloyd and roy have freckles, roy's freckles are more on his cheeks whereas lloyd's go from his cheeks up his nose

roy and lloyd were both simultaneously struck by lightning

dia has prosthetic dinosaur looking legs

matthew smiles x seth smiles real 🤩🤩🤩🤩😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😋😋😜😜😜😜🥱🥱🥱🥱😨😨😨😨😨🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🤪🤪🤪🤪😳😳😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is a joke be quiet

dan and lloyd and robert are poly in the best possible universe :rage: ignore this this was a joke (me 2023)

im lloyd real irl

seth and jack have only met each other at the same age because of time travel; otherwise they would be 24 years apart in age (jack is 34 in 1994, therefore being 24 years older than seth because seth is 12 in 1994)

since seth has fire powers, clair has water and matthew has lightning

matthew became the principal of seth's high school for 2 years just to torment him

matthew has a medical degree and is a doctor

seth is a homicide detective

clair works as an accountant because she is not very smart grr

dan can heal his own wounds to an extent

robeat's dad burnted his face with a blowtorch and now robet is blind in one eye </3

nancy is pan

seth has a prosthetic leg because (spoilers!!) in the finale when seth and clair get crushed by rocks so they cant run, seth's right leg gets completely fractured to the point that it cant be healed

seth is a secret weezer fan and has never spoken to a woman in his life except for his sister, his mom and dia

robert as never had a valentine

robet and lloyed are GAY