A small loan

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Ironman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ba daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa weeeeeeeeee

Batman: Huh?

War: He's drunk

Ironman: Peeeeeeeeeeeps of other worldsssss

Ironman: Wait does that make you aliens??????!

Isen: Then you would be an alien to us!

Remi: No Isen don't encourage him

John: Isen you should definitely encourage him

Arlo: It's 3am assholes!

Sera: Whatever Asslo

Arlo: ...

John: 😂

Ironman: Ayeeeeeee johnny boy you want some mooooooooney

John: Yes!

War: I love how Tony turns into a philanthropist when drunk

Batman: Can we even send money across universes?

Ironman: letsss a seed if it a work

Ironman: I'll send a small amount firrrrrst

John: Sweet here is my Pay pal xxxxxxxxx

John: So what amount we talken 10 bucks?

Ironman: 😲

Ironman: Do I look poor to you?!?!?

John: Oh so like 20?

War: When Tony says a "Little" he means a lot

John: 100!?!?

Ironman: IM NOT PORN

Batman: You mean poor?

Ironman: I'm not poor or porn

War: 🤦‍♂️

John: So how much we talken?

Ironman: Oh just a small loan of a million dollars

John: haha you funny

War: No he is serious

John: HOLY SHIT THE MONEY WENT THRU IMA A MILLIONARE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ironman: Yeah baby take that money in

John: 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Ironman: 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Sera: Thanks to my parents my credit card has access to 2 million dollars so I'm still richer lol

Ironman: 2 million more dollars for you kid!!!!!

John: 🤯🤯🤯🤑🤑🤑

Arlo: You just had to say something

Sera: ...

Arlo: 🤦‍♂️

John: BOW DOWN PEASANTS FOR I AM THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE!!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😎😎

Ironman: Yesssssss, Now my young apprentice there is something you must do

John: Yes master?

Ironman: Drown your sorrows in Alcohol!!!!!!!

John: YES SIR

Sera: Bad John

John:  Good John

Ironman: Good John

War: Bad Tony

Ironman: 😞

War: I'ma go make sure Tony goes to bed before he sends billions of dollars to John

John: Ate how much money you have?

Ironman: Infinite!

War: 12.4 Billion

Batman: Fuck

Batman: I'm 9.1 billion

Ironman: Haha poor

Batman: Wayne enterprises makes 31 billion a year!

Ironman: Aye Stark industries is only 20 billion a year

Sera: My parents company only brings in 1.2 billion and my mom's net worth is 750 million...

Arlo: Can we stop comparing stupid amounts of money???

Lelouch: Can I get some money? Trying to overthrow the world order here

John: Really?

Lelouch: Yeah my dad is Emperor but he is an ass who throws away anyone who's weak

Lelouch: Arlo you would love him

Arlo: Hierarchy is natural

John: 🖕

Arlo: Whatever I'm going back to sleep

War: Operation convince Tony to take sleeping pills by pretending their candy has worked

John: Ahhh

John: I like Ironman

Arlo: He is an idiot

Isen: I guess Sera will have to cuddle up to John for the Doe

John: Bad joke

Isen: 😞

All offline

A/N Hope you all enjoyed, Now that John has millions I wonder what might happen?

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