Osomatsu-San x Male reader

Chapter 1

I walked into my shift with a weight on my chest. I felt as if something bad will happen, but I didnt know what.

Just as I stepped foot in my office I was stopped by a hand on my shoulder.
"(M/n), you have a patient, hes in room 6-O" a tall doctor said.

This tall doctor had messy brown hair, mismatched eyes, one blue one brown. He had freckles but it was hard to see due to his tanned skin.

His name was Nik.

I nodded "ok! I'll be right there!" I said. Nik smiled and gave me the file of how many robotic bodies I needed.

I got 6 different robots. They looked nearly the same. They had them customized.

I brought them over, well I had to wheel them over, to room 6-O.

There I saw a fairly attractive man wearing mismatched clothes of all colors.. except orange.

He saw me and had mixed emotions. He walked over to me and hugged me with a large grin. "Hi! Your ganna help us right?!" He asked, tearing up.

I smiled down at him and patted his head, "of course Jyushimatsu" I said, seeming to shock him.

He seemed surprised then roughly nuzzled into my chest. I was kinda lifted off the ground, I was actually shorter then him.

He slowly set me down, seeming more nervous. He had a triangle smile. "Please hurry, do what ever you need to do" he said. I knew there names because they wrote them down for me. Only me though.

I let him sit on a chair as I brought the six robots out. "I need one of you to stay out so I can transfer you into your respective body" I said.

They nodded as they let Todomatsu out first. He smiled at me. "I'm Todomatsu!" He said.

I nodded as I got his body over, plugging the body into there head with a wire. I watched as a pink glow went into the body through the wire. I unplugged it quickly and plugged it into Jyushimatsus new body, seeing as he started to go through the wire.

I did this with all of them.

They werent wearing any clothes as I needed to test there bodies, to see if they worked well.

I went to Todomatsu. "Tell me if you can feel any of this" I said and he nodded.

The others watched as I pressed on his realistic skin, making sure all the body parts were functioning well.

He seemed to feel all of it. I looked down at his member, I needed to see if it responded correctly, I had to check all of them.. this was my job.

"I'm going to touch you down there, I need to make sure they respond correctly" I said. He seem to flush red as he slowly nodded.

I started to check, rubbing him and pushing on the sensitive spots. It responded accordingly, and I soon got him to ejaculate. I whiped my hand clean, and smiled at the blushing pink eyed man. "You can step over there and clean your self off, your clothes are over there as well" I said, he flusteredly went over there and did what I said to.

I did this to all of them. Once they were dressed, I tested there other senses.

"Its obvious you guys can hear me, Ichimatsu might have the best hearing out of all of you" I said, writing stuff down.

I sprayed perfume, a strong scented one, onto my wrists. I rubbed them together then held my wrist up to there faces. "Can you guys smell anything?" I asked. They all nodded, Jyushimatsu seemed to cover his nose when he did smell it.

I hummed as I grabbed 6 different lollipops. I shoved them in their mouths then asked what they tasted. They seemed to be functioning well.

"Well, now that I've done all of that, heres your information. You can eat but that feature is just for you guys to taste, once it enters your stomach, its gone." I said, leading them out as I handed them their information.

"Try not to break yourselves" I said as they left. I then went back to my office, to which I took a break.

Unknown to me that I've caught 6 killers interest.

(The human body was disposed of by the way)