The trauma.

The home page.

      I appear at the Roblox home page, I see that my owner has added another friend, ballcrussher. Their avatar looks simple and cute. God I wonder what game we'll play now, hopefully not piggy.

       My owner is searching for games on the home page, I hear a ding and it scares the shit out of me. I jump, a notification pops up above my head "ballcrussher: Come join me in Ragdoll Testing!" Lovely. With a press of a button I'm being teleported yet again.

       I get into the game and there's giants everywhere, some people are my size as well. Ballcrussher turns the corner and tries to stomp me?! I start running away, eventually I see "wasted" in front of me in bold letters. I respawn, I'm being picked up by ballcrussher, is ballcrussher about to eat me?! I hope not. Every time I respawn I feel all of my virtual bones break, truly the worst feeling ever. Only feeling that could compare is the ptsd that comes along with it.

       After being thrown, stomped, eaten and punched by giants my owner purchases a game pass. Wait a minute, why am I growing? I'm a giant now, just like everyone else. I'd say it's time to get revenge. My owner starts multiple fights with other players, at one point, 5 other players are chasing me. I finally stop running and fight back, a couple of punches later,running away included, everyone becomes content and stops chasing me. Thank god.

        My owner stands still for a minute, then every thing goes black. Here we go, back to my home I can't wait to get some rest. I teleport to the homepage, I guess I'm not going home? My owner makes another friend... bayap812 aka Dababy.. before I know it everything goes black once more and I'm being teleported to Royale High. After 3 minutes I arrive at my Royale appartement, hopefully this game will be more entertaining than Ragdoll Testing..