suddenly, they're teleported to a western setting. tumbleweeds roll by as chuck turns to face amara, gripping the gun in his heavy cincture. he peers out from under his cowboy hat.
"this multiverse ain't big enough for the both of us." he says.
sun!amara looks flabbergasted. "how did you get here?" she gasps, also grabbing onto the gun resting in her belt, not so much for intimidation, but rather for support, as she tries to collect her wits.
sun!chuck is now speaking in a southern accent. "i heard a little birdy sayin' you was takin' my planets for yours own."
"you threw them away," sun!amara shoot back coldly. "i am nursing them back to health."
"they are rotten!" sun!chuck hisses, finally whipping out his gun. "i say, they are rotten to the core of their planet!"
shddenly, the large hawk from rango pulls up.
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only sun!amara notices. after all, the hawk is......... lucifer.
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"ha ha ha!" chuck giggles like a little bitch boy as his eyes glow a bright blue. "i don't even need ma gun. i reckon i can defeat you wif ma bare hands."
sun!amara swallows, slowly backing away from him.
"that's right! you better run!" sun!chuck taunts, but his victory squeals are quelled by a loud breathing over his shoulder.
sun!chuck soils his pants & starts screaming & running around like a sissy. hawk!lucifer chases him off.
the wounded bird shows up too, greeting sun!amara with a handshake.
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"nice to meet you." he says. "i've heard lots about you."
sun!amara smiles weakly, nerves still shot from the whole situation. "all good things?"
"of course."wounded bird says. "fuck that goddamn twink chuck."
jupiter!metatron & pluto!cas stare in awe, just as shocked-if not more so-than amara. they had no idea what they just witnessed, but omg... it was sick!
"alright, boys," sun!amara begins, clasping her hands together. "what'd you say we had back to our system?"
"but what about chuck?" jupiter!metatron points out.
"i'm not sure how the fucker got here," sun!amara admits. "but i promise you, i will protect my home, no matter the cost." it's said confidently, but everyone knows the reality. this could mean war for all starkind .
pluto!cas & jupiter!metatron look at each other, a wave of unspoken understanding snaking between them.
"actually, mrs. sun amara," pluto!cas begins, "i think we want to stay here."
"& be cowplanets?" sun!amara asks, eyes widening.
"yes. for now. i wanna learn how to lasso. & i wanna ride a cowboy 😉" he winks at his lover, jupiter!metatron, seductively.
"ok then. you guys can stay here. i will check on you every once & awhile." she smiles brightly, more radiant than any other sun the two have ever seen. "i wish you the best."
& pluto!cas & jupiter!metatron spend their time together, fighting criminals in the wild wild west, riding off into the sunset. they even write a few songs. here is one for example
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they're be together forever, as long as time wills, & as long as they have will themselves. 💖
