We don't talk about Gary.

Misty: We don't talk about Gary, no, no, no! We don't talk about Garrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy! But, it was a training day.

Ash: It was a training day.

Misty: We were training, and there wasn't a pervert in sight.

Ash: No perverts in our sight.

Misty: Suddenly, Gary appears, with a weird face!

Ash: He was UWUing.

Misty: Who's telling this story, you or me?

Ash: Sorry Misty, go on!

Misty: Gary started to be a perv!

Ash: Why was he perving?

Misty: So while he did that, I took out the mallet!

Ash: Whacked Gary's head!

Misty: Gary drives us all insane!

Ash: What a weird guy, but anyways!

Misty and Ash: We don't talk about Gary, no no no, we don't talk about Garrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy!

[Scene changes to Serena]

Serena: Hey! Grew to be aware of Gary. He wasn't perverting until momentary. He fell in love with Misty for some reason, no one knows the reason, do you know the reason?

[Scene changes to Brock]

Brock: 5 foot frame, darkness on his back, when he starts perverting, you know everything's out of whack! Yeah, he sees your jokes, and makes them weird!

Misty, Ash, Serena, and Brock: We don't talk about Gary, no, no, no! We don't talk about Garrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy!

[Scene changes to the town, where we see Drew, Paul, and Clemont]

Drew: He told me that my relationship with May would die, the next day, it's over!

Paul: He told me no one would love me, and just like he said!

Clemont: He said that I would lose my Aipom arm someday, now look at my bag! [The Aipom arm is gone]

Drew, Paul, and Clemont: Your fate is sealed when Gary gets in your head!

[Scene changes to Bonnie sliding down the stairs]

Bonnie: He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and some day be mine! He told me that the ships would keep going, just like the unstoppable train in GTA5!

May: Uh-oh! Gary's on his way!

Serena: He told me that the man of my dreams, would be out of reach. I had to leave! I think I can hear Ash now!

Bonnie: [Looks at Max] Hey Max, I want not a noise out of you!

Max: Um.......... Gary! Yeah, about that Gary! I really need to know about Gary! Give me the truth, and the whole truth, Gary!

Brock: Hey Serena, Ash and Misty are back!

Me: Time for dinner!

[All the previous lines get singed again]

[In Max's room]

Max: Why did I talk about Gary?

Everyone else: Not a word about Gary.

Max: I never should've brought up Gary!

[Song ends]