AK Shots: Beyond Sanity

Edible Rocks (feat. Dr Ke🅱️s)

The Doctor was bored.

Today was a rare day in Rhodes Island where all his tasks are fulfilled and paperwork finished. It was a day where he could either relax on the bed, eat ramen, or wander around the mobile pharmaceutic.

Unfortunately for him, he's too lazy at the moment to get out of his office.

The Doctor sighed as leaned further back into his chair, head held up as he ponders on what to do within the confines of his own room. He took a look at his surroundings to find anything interesting though there weren't seeing as his books are only about medicine and his room bland and plain with nothing interesting except a futuristic looking greatsword that hanged on the walls of his office.

'Should I practice with Shamash?' He thought before realising that he was prohibited from using the sword because it was too destructive.

"Shamash is out of the table...." The Doctor muttered as he let another sigh due to absolute boredom.

"I should just eat ramen."

Going under the desk, he pulled out a cardboard box and set it atop his desk. Opening it, he tried to fish out for the cup noodles with his hand only to feel something that was definitely not shaped like a cup noodle.

Pulling it out he looked at the object. It was a polyhedron-shaped black crystal with a visible yellow shine on its inner core along with a glowing square outline on the center.

Confused, he tilted and rotated the object, sniffing the object only to find that it smelled like nothing. Putting out his helmet, he licked the surface of the crystal and still, no taste registered in his buds.

"Candy?" Was it one that required biting into it to feel the taste?

Only one way to find out.

*CRUNCH*

Biting into the candy, he munched on the hard glass-like texture while trying to register the taste.

Contrary to his expectations, it didn't taste very sweet and it had a bitter taste to it. Disappointment, he opted to throw the candy to the trash can until he froze as he felt a surge of energy circulate his body and said energy removed his stress and any fatique and he felt like he could carry Rhodes Island.

It felt good, and he needed more.

...

Kal'stit entered the door to his office while holding a brown folder with paper contained inside.

"Doctor I need you to sig— what are you doing?!" She shouted, looking at the unmasked Tactician of Rhodes Island in horror as he engorged himself on Originite Prime like it was a delicacy.

The Doctor paused, light blue eyes freezing in place as he looked at her with his mouth full— before he continued eating it as if he didn't care.

"STOP THAT YOU FOOL!"

It was another hectic day in Rhodes Island, unusual but regular.