Tort was scrolling through tinder hoping to find a shrexxy gf for himself
Nobody on Tinder was hot enough to fit his standards
Just as he was about to give up, he swiped left once more until he saw him
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oh my god.
he was beautiful
his green skin, his crusty eyes, his eyebrows that were on fleek
he was perfect
He swiped left
'Shrek'
Tort turned off his phone and lied back in bed
He did find his shrexxy someone after all, he just hoped that he would swipe left in retun
