ode: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
jooyeon: what if it bites me and it dies!?
ode: then you're poisonous. jesus christ, jooyeon, learn to listen
jungsu: what if it bites itself and i die?
gunil: that's voodoo
junhan: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
gaon: that's correlation, not causation
gunil: what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
ode: that's kinky
jungsu: oh my god
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Randomall of this is fictional and purely for fun. i do not own xdinary heroes. credit goes to the owners of the original quotes and jokes as i found all of these online. any swear words will be censored :) please don't take any of this seriously!
