bite

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ode: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous

jooyeon: what if it bites me and it dies!?

ode: then you're poisonous. jesus christ, jooyeon, learn to listen

jungsu: what if it bites itself and i die?

gunil: that's voodoo

junhan: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

gaon: that's correlation, not causation

gunil: what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

ode: that's kinky

jungsu: oh my god

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