Before I start, you guys... I've been getting some pretty rude remarks about a specific character in this story.
Josh has drawn a lot of fire, for not being the most politically correct person, and I'm asking for you all to kindly refrain from sending rude messages about him.
Now Josh would like to say a few words...
Sup, fuckers. I've been bashed a few times recently. And as much as Floyd hates hearing about it, it's hilarious to me. I'm going to show you one of my favorites. Let me pull it up.
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Hold on. Let me check my receipt...
Nope. I didn't buy any of your bullshit.
Pulls out a twig and uses it as a pointer.
Equality, whoever you are, let's get a couple things straight. I don't give a shit what you think about me. It doesn't effect me in the least, so quit wasting your words.
As for most of the stuff you said, I'd agree with you. But then we'd both be wrong.
First off let's acknowledge how sophisticated this letter is written. Almost like a business letter. There's nothing special about the first part.
You like the book. That's good.
I'm the only problem with it. The only problem with humanity is you, so welcome to the club.
I'm beyond help. I'm not going to correct you there. This is probably the only accurate part of the whole letter.
Next. "He is disgraceful, impertinent, uncivil, and unmannerly," Next time, try not to make it so obvious that you've got a goddamn thesaurus with you. Maybe try taking the words out of alphabetical order in the future, yeah?
Then you followed that up by calling me "a gruff". You literally had a thesaurus IN YOUR HAND. Use it, nimrod. "Gruff" is an adjective, not a noun. It tells you that right beside the word.
And let's point out here that you said I should "come forth as he truly is," not as you're "forced" to see me. Do you think I don't KNOW what I'm like on the inside, bub? There's more of the cat in there, than there is of you. So I doubt you have much of an idea about this.
This next part is my favorite. The part between "not as you force us to," and "your writing is impeccable,". Because I love the sound you make when you shut up.
You want to fight me? I can take this laying down and still whip your ass. In fact I'm laying down right now. I'll set Cassie on you, I don't care. You can lie in a hospital bed with broken bones if you want.
I know people like you. I've met them. And I hated them, too. The only way people like you would get laid is if you crawled up a chicken and waited.
Now, I'm done here. Don't bother repeating your letters, I ignored you just fine the first time. I'd go into more detail with all of this, but I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain it to you.
You think I was savage before? How do you like me now, punk?
Next time you want to act like a piece of shit, go lay in the yard.
Josh, out.
That uh... Was Josh.
How about a round of applause for our guy here?
And look, his words might have been a bit harsh, but it's pretty uncool, all of these letters I've been getting. I don't want to do this again. But I will. And next time I won't blur out your name or pfp, so everyone can know who you are.
If you don't like my book or my characters, that's fine. Don't read it. But for those of you who do read, and do enjoy:
Chamber Family WE LOVE YOU ALL! THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT, AND ALL OF YOUR LAUGHS. WE HOPE WE MAKE YOU PROUD! ❤️❤️❤️❤️😝❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
