THE TOADS
A three-toed tree toad loved a two-toed she toad.
Unfortunately, the two toed she-toad did not love the three-toed tree-toad.
The three-toed tree-toad tried three times to win of the love of the two-toed she-toad,
But the two-toed she-toad told the three-toed tree-toad that she loved only a fat, fickle frog.
A toad loved a she-toad that lived up in a tree.
She was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was he.
The two-toed toad tried to win the she-toad's friendly nod,
For the two-toed toad loved the ground on which the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But no matter how the two-toed toad tried,
He could not please her whim.
In her three-toed power,
With her three-toed power,
The three-toed she-toad vetoed the two-toed toad.