Derf's Penalty :Fail Comedy
Author's Note:
If you have not read book 1..
well read it first!
1 comes before 2.... You cannot count in ascending order like this:
0 2 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9<-- see the logic :D
After reading book 1 read this :D
~M. Toro
Publisher's Note:
Follow the author's rules!! :D
~Seania B.
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-Book 2-
Whilr Derf was enjoying being evil and killing everyone, he thought "I need an aquaintance". So he killed Osama Bin Laden and brought him back to life as his aquintance. So they killed people together but Osama Bin Laden wanted all the power so he went in an airplane, flew it the it crashed into the twin towers. He killed so much people and absorbed their powers. Then Derf and Osama had a meeting. Osama said
"Derf I challenge you!"
The meeting ended. So they went outdoors to fight. The first round was Taptap Revenge 4, House Music, Osama gained -598,934 points and Derf gained 1,452,753 points. Derf won! The secong round was Gravity guy. Derf won again! Last was Fruit Ninja and Derf won! So Osama Bin Laden exploded and Derf needed a new aquaintance. So he recieved Hitler to be his new dark aquaintance. Hitler also wanted more power so he captured people then them up and absorbed their powers. Now Hitler challenged Derf they played Rock Paper Scissors. Derf won. Then they played Chinese Garter. Hitler won this time. Lastly they played Freeze Tag. No one won. So they had a tiebreaker. They played pokemon and......
DERF WON!
So derf twabagged Hitler and Hitler expolded . Derf was looking for another dark acquaintance. He found the most evil person in the world, DORA the Explorer! Dora brutually tortured Derf but Derf drank his blood so he was revived . So Derf "totured back" Dora. After 123456789hours Dora gave up and became Derf's servant. Every night, Derf called Dora over to torture her but Dora ran away Dora sweared to have her revenge but Derf wasn't scared....
The END of book 2 ...
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