percy: today i was shipped off to another country in the mail
annbeth: and as funny as that is were here to tell you that you should not try this at home
y/n: people are not mail
percy: many of you have brothers and sisters of your own
y/n: and if there anything like my brother they can be annoying
annbeth: but that does not mean you should wrap them up and shim them off to a different country
percy: its just not cool
y/n: even if you call dibs on the last donut and you brother juan grabs it out of your hand and likes it then licks it then asks oh were you going to eat this knowing full well you were going to eat that
percy: its still not okay to ship them off
annbeth: and you might think well what if i pay the mailman a little extra to mark it fragile then it's totally fine it is not totally fine
y/n: marking fragile may have never crossed your mind you may be thinking i'm not even gonna pay for postage im just gonna throw it in the garbage and let the garbage man deal with him *acts like they never tried it*
percy: still not cool in fact even worst
y/n: totally worse even if you brother deserves it your better off not throwing him into a box and laughing like a maniac as he's shipped to spain. while your mom misses him because he misses a few holidays but you know that thanksgiving turkey is going to taste better without his saliva all over it
y/n: oh were you going to eat that turkey leg YES I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT TURKEY LEG QUIT LICKING MY FOOD JUAN
*percy and annabeth look at y/n*
annabeth: are you okay y/n?
y/n:*sighs* im fine
y/n: as i was saying dont ship your siblings
YOU ARE READING
Heroes of olympus x reader on crack
Fanfictionsome random shit i made of percy jackson characters leo is bestie i try to make this as gender neutral as possible characters belong to uncle rick warning: swearing and sex references
