Finally, me and my beautillicious girlfriend were there my beloved camp was in site! We come in for an ultimately smooth and cool landing and everyone is already crowding around my vessel it is wicked (maybe even as cool as the Argo 2!)
Soon we had landed and we were getting lots of hugs; Calypso hates being hugged. Then I noticed, one of the seven was missing so naturally at the same time I asked Piper (the missing child) came racing in. She looked mad...
Hey pipes I stutter, all she had to say is: where the fuck have you been, we thought you were dead! Then the age of strangling began. Everyone was chasing after piper who was chasing after me and I was chasing after ------ actually I wasn't chasing after anyone just screaming my head off.
We went flying (metaphorically) past every cabin twice, along the length of the beach and back again ten times both the very mad Aphrodite daughter and I lapped everyone, and I , mean EVERYONE. What the hell had I done wrong I had only been to hades and back for a few... Wait whats the date?
Pppppppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttooooooooooooooppppppppppp pppppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. This translates to: Piper stop please! Now I wish I was an athlete she was way faster than me and had me cornered within 5 minutes I was dead.
I made the most undignified scream ever hope no one heard that (whole camp are surrounding us (oops)) piper waas gonna kill me and I did not want to meet Hades ever again!
I couldn't see, I couldn't breathe, she had one hell of a grip. All I could do was listen to everyone trying to stop her from stra---------------------
What do you think? FYI all screaming fangirls I did not kill Leo I just knocked him out...
