Aunt jan was a city girl baddie. She was not an average girl, she was.. Built different! This little bad bitch was reading a book while laying in bed. Windows open, a slight breeze hits her hair. It's like shes the main character..its like shes y/n!! #girlboss.
Jannie is her nickname.
As she was thusling the pages of the por- LOVE.. love story she was reading, she hears a "cReEeck0"
Jannie is in shock. She heard knocking and thought someone was at her door. "Wh...what? Is someone there?"she says, as shes getting off her bed. The second she steps foot on the floor..
SOMETHING GRABS HER FOOT AND PULLS HER DOWN UNDER THE BED.
"OMG! HE- john?" She starts hoola hoop dancing in fear. "shhhh bbg.." Uncle john says, while pulling her closer. "dont worry snoopy poopy.. you're safe with me. now take your pants off.
As she does as told, john realizes...
"YOURS IS BIGGER THAN MINE?!" he says, as he sees jannies shlongy mcflurry sausagey 90 cm sword. "yeah get on your knees and start eating it" says jan.
Alright... says john as he gets ready.
He gets on his knees and starts dancing.He really did eat. Sis ateee :PP UwU
"Omg you- you're a true baddie!" says jan. Theyre both doing the macarena in sync.
As they laugh in harmony in the third person. pepe the frog ds nintendo
uncle john gives jan a peck and flies out the window.Jannie runs to the window and eats the shards of the broken window.. bussin!
*-,- c h a p t e r -,-*
*-,- 2 -,-*
shart
