While usually a friend and I wight these stories, we added along another idiot who was high on Mtn Dew Code Red (who we will call Crystal). Happy April 1st, everyone! :)
*Vortex is looking through his basement trying to figure out what to do*
Vortex: Scrap! Where'd you put Candy Land?!
Scrap Joe: I ate it!
Surge: And I ate Battleship.
Vortex: You guys are savages! What are we gonna do now other than watch paint dry!? No really, that's an option Mom gave us.
Scrap Joe: Wanna watch me do a flip?
Surge: Oooooh... that sounds interesting.
*Scrap get ready to do a flip, then proceeds to flip Vortex off*
*Vortex shoves Scrap down an abnormally large staircase*
Scrap Joe: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! Oh look, a time machine!
Surge: What do you mean? That thing looks like a waffle iron.
Vortex: Finally! A way for me to warm up this spaghetti I have in my pocket.
*Vortex puts the spaghetti in the machine, he gets zapped*
Vortex: Mom!! The weird looking child torturing machine hurt me again!!
MV: Just lick it!
*Vortex licks the machine and gets teleported to a surreal dimension*
Surge: Ow, what the... We're not in the basement anymore?
Scrap Joe: It still smells bad here.
Vortex: That thing tasted like chicken
Scrap Joe: Where even are we?! This place looks like a freaking dessert.
*Vortex proceeds to do tax fraud*
*He then gets assaulted by a bunch of frogs*
*A small van pulls up and the frog mafia comes out*
John Froggy: Where's my rent, Vortex?
Vortex: No! I will never return the library book!
*Scrap and Surge off to the side*
Surge: should we intervene?
*Scrap Joe turns to John Froggy, staring deep into his soul, not breaking eye contact while slowly bringing a handful of dirt to his mouth to eat*
Scrap Joe: Where is it?
John Froggy: Wha... I- I don't know what you mean...
*Vortex is practicing his kickflip on a skateboard he found*
Scrap Joe: Stop playing dumb with me, where is it?!
John Froggy: I- I'm tellin ya man... I- I don't know w-what you're talking about....
Scrap Joe with a mouth full of dirt: WHERE IS IT!!!
John Froggy: I told you, I have no idea what you want!
*Vortex is screaming while doing a kickflip 50 ft midair*
Scrap Joe: You leave me no choice then...
*Scrap Joe starts to simultaneously whip and nae nae*
John Froggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*John Froggy burns into ashes*
Vortex: Guys, did you see that lit trick I just did? Why does it smell like burnt popcorn?
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Vortex's Improvised Adventures
AdventureVortex and his friends (plus his mother) go on some Cliché yet otherworldly adventures. By the way, not all the art is mine. The 2D art is mine, while the 3D art is my friends
