dan and rez was sitting in the same room the air was nasty smelt like bad energy like shit literal dog shit.
rez was quite and wasn't talking dan reaches over and grabs his face and kisses his face rez starts dying.
rez is fucking dumb and decided oooo haha let's have sex
dan and rez start fucking dans incredibly small penis is rez ass hole in and out rez is fucked up and knows he won't say shit about this later and will probably cry about it bc all his friends are gonna make fun of them both for now on
rez cums.
dan cums in rez
rez decides he wants kids so dan and rez go get kids and now they have a baby
they name it kaitlyn bc of how amazing she is and how much they both love her
